Last Friday, on the way to work, I collided with a stationary car. In my feeble defence, it had started moving when the traffic lights turned green and it pulled away in front of me. It stopped its left-hand turn when a pedestrian decided to make a last-minute dash for the little green man. I missed this important detail, and smacked into the back right hand corner of the station wagon.
"Are you alright?" asked the other cyclist at the intersection, who was right behind me, as I hobbled over to the kerb to check my bike - and myself - for any damage that might prevent my resuming my journey.
"Yeah, I just need to get my balance back."
Bike and self appeared generally undamaged - excluding superficial grazes and equivalent scuffs in the handlebar tape - so I continued on to work, with an embarrassing story to tell all my friends.
I'd been planning to take the bike into
Cheeky Transport for some TLC anyway, since the
Gong Ride is coming up in a few weeks and having brakes and gears in full working order is a good idea if one is going to be sharing the road with 10,000 other cyclists (of varying levels of experience). This little vehicular incident was as good a reminder as any; I dropped the Allegro in on Saturday.
Fast forward to Tuesday night, where I collected my freshly tinkered bike, experienced a random, spontaneous nosebleed (the altitude of Cheeky Transport is clearly higher than it appears), and left the recumbent bike for some TLC of its own. The front disc brakes on the 'bent have started rubbing and squealing - for reasons beyond my limited mechanical insight to correct.
With a newly tuned, nicely shifting and braking, Allegro bicycle at my disposal I headed forth - first to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital post-natal ward to visit Fiona and Mel and their new daughter Zoe, and thence on to home.
Coasting down my own street, I had to brake as a car pulled off the kerb without indicating. The driver stopped to let me pass, I rolled another 50 metres, pulled into the empty space in front of my house, braked to stop - and my shoes failed to unclip. I tipped over onto my left-hand side, yelling at the inevitable betrayal of gravity, and hit the ground. Tacoed both the Allegro's wheels.
Clearly that slight difference between the cleats required for the pedals on the Allegro and the cleats required for the pedals on the 'bent, is enough of a difference to matter.
I will standardise my cleats, I will standardise my pedals. I will be grateful this didn't happen at traffic lights. I will apply arnica montana cream to my purple knees. I will be back at Cheeky Transport for the third time this week.